Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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