Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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