I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You're like the curious george of whores
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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