I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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