Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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