you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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