Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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