i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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