Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i just had sex bonerless
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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