two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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