I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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