I just cut my nipple shaving
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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