with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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