Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
pray to the hookup gods
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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