Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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