Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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