I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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