remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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