I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
That accounts for only three of the penises
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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