im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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