It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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