Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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