ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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