Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I party with great urgency now.
I'm really busy with my period
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