You're so nebulous sometimes
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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