I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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