I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
