Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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