Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
