I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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