CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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