I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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