I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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