the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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