He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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