Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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