grandma shit on top of the toilet
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
