But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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