The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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