He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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