There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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