Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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