I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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