now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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