I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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