Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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