Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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