My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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