i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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