3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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