WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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