if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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