i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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