I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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