So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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