why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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